magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.



holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 



italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold



I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day



boyfriendhook:

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes


THIS PAINS ME IN SO MANY WAYS

boyfriendhook:

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

THIS PAINS ME IN SO MANY WAYS



easilyhumored:

Life of

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609…

Now available on DVD



ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 



one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person



a-whoa-oh:

edge-0fheaven:

well fuck you too

Welcome to San Francisco



humorous-blog:

when someone gives me a compliment 

image



angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas



assiest:

wtf is an acronym 



hesreallydivine:

flecksofpoppy:

nearlyheadlessfinnick:

newcrystalcitysteel:

boysbootsnbooze:

Merica

I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn

i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts

Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.