svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?



punwitch:

4417:

wtf

ftw

tfw

folks you are consuming recycled memes

100% sustainable meming. Green Memes





uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose

uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose



kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck



netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance



motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD



cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD



jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die



debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

"hey buddy did you know that impersonating an police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail?"
*high-pitched annoying cop voice* hey buddy did you know that impersonating a police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail



neptume:

THIS!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

Anniversary Prank Backfires!



abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye



weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves



literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.