i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
The main course at my wedding will be Lunchables
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
it only gets harder, kid
I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist
By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.
'do it for the vine'
this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient
IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me