Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
white lips pale face i hate the entire human race
i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
EVery MINUTE A MINUTe PASSEs
i want proof where are your sources
why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is luke
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out
my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground
- someone: why do you celebrate Christmas if you're not religious
- me: why do you celebrate your birthday if your parents wish you'd never been born
The Legend Of [the dude who saved] Zelda
the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeedwhat
