If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
THIS PAINS ME IN SO MANY WAYS
Now available on DVD
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
when someone gives me a compliment
Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas
wtf is an acronym
I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn
i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts
Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.