me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
folks you are consuming recycled memes
100% sustainable meming. Green Memes
How could I possibly choose
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
they never had a chance
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
"hey buddy did you know that impersonating an police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail?"
*high-pitched annoying cop voice* hey buddy did you know that impersonating a police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail
Anniversary Prank Backfires!
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.