mugglesinspace:

If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!

Harry could have just shot him a text like

“Yo Sirius, where u at?”

“Just at home eatin some pasta”

“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”

“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”

“Cool”

CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED



  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude


timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was



astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.



blogfrenzy:

water is wet

blogfrenzy:

water is wet



wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.



darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11



thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS



livingwiththefairies:

that is some good advice

livingwiththefairies:

that is some good advice





slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 







magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.