"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."
I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
me driving away from your shitty opinion
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
THE BEST FUKNG VINE EVER
"adopt a highway" yeah ok but how am I going to take care of a highway. how am I going to put a stretch of asphalt through college
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
that other nigga thought he had the ball
here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
i will reblog this until i die
oh my fucking god
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.